| THEIR SPECIFIC QUALITIES OF HONOUR INCLUDE....
absolute stunning beauty
flawless cooking abilities
patience like that of a small spider weaving a large web that covers an entire window of the Westminister Cathedral
the most hilarious sense of humour that regularly results in the listener peeing his pants
wild and yummy smelling hair that is always perfect
An incredible sense of style and deportment that they learned while studying at the palace of the Queen of England
They each have brains that are better than Einstein
They are sweet and loving all the time and never ever lose their temper
Mad hiking and camping and canoeing skills
Rock climbing powers
flying powers
And these wicked arm blades
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| When one is making blueberry muffins, it is really important to
remember the berries - of course if you are not able to pick these
berries from small prickly bushes in Northern Ontario, you can hardly
call the muffins blueberry muffins - you must instead call them
fakenberry wannabe muffins with no real content at all.
If one day,you are able to travel by canoe to remote islands in cold
quiet lakes in Northern Ontario, and if by chance you are not mauled by
a large mother black bear, then by all means pick those sweet berries
and put them in your muffin mix. Absolutely you are then permitted to
call them blue berry muffins.
The recipe is irrelevent - what matters is the Northern Ontario
blueberries and how drastically you risked your life in the wilds of
Ontario to find them. I would question anyone who does not get their
berries while in a canoe.
Hansel and Gretel are definite blue berry muffin crimminals and
regularly claim to sell blue berry muffins which, when tested are
actually fakenberry wannabe muffins of no consequence and with no
content.
All of this is an important service announcement and you should spare no expence in spreading the word to all your contacts.
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| So I says to the powerful hand grenade ...Currently Daniel is farting a
snoody game of solitaire. You missed it earlier when he pooped
the urinal in the living room, it was shining. Anyways..yesterday
he tried to splice a snotball outside but it took awhile to get it
going. Once going though, he was able to wretch a urine sample
over it.
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| welcome to daniel's uber cool new xanga - dan - to make a new entry click on "new weblog entry"... uh yeah.
happy blogging - tell your parents!
sarah
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| welcome to daniel's uber cool new xanga - dan - to make a new entry click on "new weblog entry"... uh yeah.
happy blogging - tell your parents!
sarah |
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